The Story of the Birthday Present that was Sent to the Toilet

Lucy and Curtis decided to give Jason a special early birthday present so they signed him (and Curtis) up for deep sea fishing in Half Moon Bay with Half Moon Bay Sportfishing. Curtis and Jason were at the church at 4am today and drove to the dock. It was not long after leaving the dock that the depth of the mistake became fully apparent. Both Jason and Curtis (and most of the other fellows) became very sea sick. They spent about eight hours very nauseated and very cold (Jason was not as cold). Curtis was somewhat helped by the dramamine but Jason visited the toilet several times to releave the contents of his stomach (hence, the birthday that was sent to the toilet title). Curtis also visited this special place many times to releave the contents of the ailimentary canal from the other end.

No one on the boat caught any fish!